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Top 10 Things Not To Do In A Lift Line

November 22nd, 2007 · 1 Comment

Here are the top 10 things not to do in lift line.


1o. Step on other peoples skis or snowboard (I don’t really mind but it has and will lead to fights)
9. Talk about all the killer heli trips you go on (No one cares)
8. Speak French (Their could be kids around)
7. Talk really loud on your cell phone to people back home (Trust me they feel bad enough not being there already)
6. Complain (Come on, we are skiing here)
5. Smoke cigs or pot (Go use your smoke spot. If you don’t have a smoke spot go find one)
4. Fart (Unless you loudly announce that it was you)
3. Cut the line (No one likes a cheater)
2. Give the lifts shit (They are just doing there job, Don’t be a dick)
1. Hold up the line in any way (We don’t care what your reason is - just don’t do it)

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